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MICHAEL PHELPS SMOKES SUPER BOWL
Posted: During the munchies.
TAMPA BAY -- In another display of Olympic-sized stupidity, Michael Phelps was discovered smoking pot -- again. Only this time, he smoked the Super Bowl.
Phelps was found sucking moist, fragrant, pot-filled smoke through a tube connected to an outside wall of the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay Sunday night.
When asked for comment, Phelps said, "I haven't been this high since I smoked the warm down pool in Beijing. Woa."
