NEW YORK CITY -- Americans across this great nation are mourning the loss of actor and dancer Patrick Swayze who died this week at the age of 59. He was 62.
Funeral services were held at the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Hollywood where thousands of mourners and fans came out to hear Swayze's closest friends and relatives eulogize him and think they were clever by putting their own twist on the "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" quote. Just when Jennifer Gray stepped up to give her speech to the crowd, a stupidly drunk Kanye West, who always manages to embarrass himself in front of large crowds, took the microphone from her.
"Yo, Jennifer. I'm really sad for you. I'ma let you finish, but Sidney Poitier had one of the best movies of all time. It was called 'Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.'"
Although Swayze's publicist said that the actor had no comment and would never have a comment on this or any other Hollywood gossip, FAP sources from beyond say that it is likely Swayze will send Vincent Schiavelli's ghost to punch West in the face.
"I might stop by Rep. Joe Wilson's office while I'm at it," Schiavelli added.
