ATLARMEL, Georgiana -- Flee-Ass. Pless, the puppet mouthpiece Web site of the imperialist pig American aggressor, was hacked yesterday using a brilliant denial of service attack perpetrated by foreign-based software engineers who used their superior intellect and juche -- the flawless Korean philosophy of self-reliance -- to successfully make a mockery of the Western paper tiger that finds itself flailing limply in its final, putrid days.
The beautiful, highly choreographed attack occurred over the American "Independence Day" holiday weekend when fat Americans eat hot dogs and light each other on fire to celebrate their "freedom."
"We were foolhardy in our attempt to contemplate what would have been a futile and unsuccessful military attack on the beautiful and culturally rich Democratic People's Republic of Korea," President Obama said in a statement e-mailed to the Flee-Ass. Pless on the same night as the hacking.
"Kim Jong-Il is very tall and handsome and didn't have a stroke," he added.
