The cast of the new sitcom, "I'm The Judge" on CBS.Posted: On a banana peel at La Guardia Airport
NEW YORK CITY -- In a surprising twist of events and ankles, U.S. Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor was late for a trip to Washington, D.C., when she broke her racist ankle.
"The truth has finally been revealed," said Dr. John Powers, head of the trauma unit at New York's La Guardia Airport and sergeant-at-arms for the New York Minutemen. "The X-rays showed that her broken bones are white and not Puerto Rican as she previously led everyone to believe."
"That's a deal -- and ankle -- breaker," he added.
Powers, after conducting a series of tests with a weird instrument where he repeatedly asked her if it felt "prickly" -- to the point where the word started sounding weird -- said Sotomayor is expected to make a full recovery.
"She will recover fully from her injuries but not from her racism," said Dr. Powers. "Some say she doesn't have a racist bone in her body. I say, 'Did you attend the presitigious Academy of Body Demonry and Medical Witchery like me? No? Then you need to check again. It's called her ankle.'"
Although Powers and Sotomayor disagree on their political beliefs, Powers still found time to sign her cast, writing, "We don't need no stinkin' activist judges! LOL! BFF! Racist. j/k. Dr. P. -- not Pepper, Powers."
