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PYONGYANG -- In yet another provocative act of defiance against the international community, North Korea test-fired a short-range missile today into the ocean off its east coast.
"We have been under attack by the ocean people of East Korea for many Ban Ki-moons," said Half Jong-Il, the younger half brother and successor to Kim Jong-Il, the current leader of North Korea. "We are simply defending our country from daily provocations of waves sent splashing on our sovereign shores."
It is rumored that the ocean people of East Korea strongly protested the launch, however none could be found for comment. Although North Korea might have mistaken "East Korea" for a guy in a boat, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promised a swift and decisive response.
"North Korea has chosen to alienate itself from the international community with its highly provocative acts that are even more egregious than my husband's ongoing marital belligerence," she said. "The United States is therefore implementing a permanent Kimchi embargo. We will also continue to keep all options on the table."
"Except Kimchi," she added.
