Posted: By Bjorn Borg in a Pyongyang Lyong Jyohn Silver'sPYONGYANG -- In a surprise escalation of rhetoric on the Korea peninsula, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il held a close-quarters press conference today where he presented a diplomatic message to South Korea.
"Wassup? You wanna go?" he said, shifting his weight back and forth on his heel lifts as he stood mere inches from the camera lenses. "That's right, trick-ass Southie! You heard me. Whatchoo gonna do?"
"Yongbyon," he added.
North Korea's most recent escalation tactic was launching several missiles into the ocean, a tactic that struck fear in the hearts of many South Koreans and some fish. However, when the missile launches failed to gain the attention of American officials more important than mid-level diplomats, the hermit-sized Dear Leader of the Hermit Kingdom decided to launch a verbal attack.
At the same press conference, Kim Jong-il threw 100 North Korean Won bills at the cameras, brandished a sideways-held .45 magnum and took a swig of Hennessy while wearing a full-length (for him) fur coat and hat.
"Want me to drop a bomb on your ass?" he asked.
"Far East Side, yo," he added.
