The Free-Ass. Press editorial board is proud to present "End of Story. Period." -- the commentary of Colt (J.R.) Cassidy, a conservative columnist, card-carrying member of the NRA and possibly your high school algebra teacher.Barack Obama Is A Jobs-Monger
by Colt (J.R.) Cassidy
During this time of American economic de-prosperity, President-Elect Barack Obama has become a jobs-monger. At a time when our economy has become overinflated, superhero Obama was the first one to step in and say he will create 2.5 million jobs. We had enough of that in the '90s with Bill Clinton. Do we really need to repeat the awful mistakes of the job-filled 1990s? I don't think so.
Shortly after the Great Depression began in 1929, people lost their jobs, Hitler rose to power, and America single-handedly won World War II, which made the United States No. 1 in everything good in the world, setting our course for the most prosperous era the U.S. has ever seen. That's why I'm the greatest generation and not you and your ungrateful friends. None of that would have been possible with the liberal fantasy known as plentiful employment. My generation wasn't afraid to put millions of people out of work, upending the world economy, knowing that it would give rise to a dictator that would allow the U.S. to shift into kick-the-sumbitch's-ass mode and provide our economy exactly what it needed to get going again.
George Bush senior knew this intimately. At the same time that the U.S. economy was going into recession, Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait. What happened? Brave Americans kicked the sumbitch's ass and the recession ended.
People say I'm a glass-half-empty kind of person, but I disagree. The glass is completely empty and President-Elect Obama is about to smash the glass all to hell all over 250 years of American bravery and ingenuity. So what do we need to do? The answer is simple. Throw people out of work, wait for a dictator to emerge (present country excluded), kick his red commie dictator ass and replace him with Lady Liberty. The economy will be right-sized and America will be prosperous again. End of story. Period.
Your homework: Open a book. Any book. You're already dumb, but it might help. And take that hat off. We're not on the baseball diamond.
