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NOT MYSPACE, Internet -- While reading through Facebook status updates yesterday, high school junior Molly Hoffman came across a small, red broken heart indicating that a relationship had ended. That broken heart belonged to her parents, Roger and Fay.
"At first, I was like, 'No way! They're totally joking and whatever?'" she said/asked in that annoying, cheerleady rising inflection way of talking that is completely irritating. "But then I wall-to-walled with my mom and she said they totally broke up."
"But then she sent me a Squoosh plant for my (lil) Green Patch and we saved one square foot of rainforest together. That made me feel better."
Though he has unfriended Fay, Roger has chosen to remain friends with Molly and still sends her Pieces of Flair every other weekend and one Wednesday each month.
"Molly's mother -- I refuse to mention that awful woman by name -- is still popping up through the 'People You May Know' application," Roger said. "I keep clicking on the X to make her disappear, but she keeps coming back. Her profile picture isn't even of her! It's of our dog asleep on his back."
In response, Molly wrote a status update that said, "Molly is can't believe my parents divorced on Facebook."
"At first, I was like, 'No way! They're totally joking and whatever?'" she said/asked in that annoying, cheerleady rising inflection way of talking that is completely irritating. "But then I wall-to-walled with my mom and she said they totally broke up."
"But then she sent me a Squoosh plant for my (lil) Green Patch and we saved one square foot of rainforest together. That made me feel better."
Though he has unfriended Fay, Roger has chosen to remain friends with Molly and still sends her Pieces of Flair every other weekend and one Wednesday each month.
"Molly's mother -- I refuse to mention that awful woman by name -- is still popping up through the 'People You May Know' application," Roger said. "I keep clicking on the X to make her disappear, but she keeps coming back. Her profile picture isn't even of her! It's of our dog asleep on his back."
In response, Molly wrote a status update that said, "Molly is can't believe my parents divorced on Facebook."
