Pictured at right: Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang and his ego in the purple polo.Posted: Just after we found out Yahoo! Answers tackled one of our stories. Check it out!
YAHOO!LAND -- After turning down a $9 billion deal to sell to Microsoft last week, Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang continued his ridiculous junior high game of "I'm selling." "No, I'm not." "Yes, I am." "No, I'm not," until he and other Yahoo! executives finally concluded that they are immature, completely indecisive and needed some Yahoo! Answers.
Some of the responses to Yang's question, "Should Yahoo! sell to Microsoft?," included: "You're gay," "Discount Viagra, only £24.63!," and "Jesus loves Jerry Yang."
To which 13-year-old Yang replied, "It's mine! You can't have it. I hate you and you're stupid C++ java script." In a statement released after receiving Yang's Yahoo! Answers, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates said, "I think it's time to call the Wambulance! Wah! Wah! Wah! Do you want some cheese with your whine? Jerry Yang is a doo-doo head!"
When FAP pointed out to Yang that $9 billion could feed every person on the planet for a day, he said, "I don't care! I don't care!" before running away to his 47,000-square-feet estate, where he slammed the door and then slumped to the floor, sobbing with his head between his knees.
"It's not fair!" he screamed.
