A Free-Ass. photographer captures the exact moment McCain thought of this brilliant idea.Posted: Just after it was conceived
ATLANTA -- Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain, on shaky ground with many pro-life voters in the Republican base, is trying to woo them with a new proposal offering generous tax breaks to unborn children.
"My friends, life begins at conception and so do tax breaks," McCain said at a campaign stop in Decatur, Ga. "Children are being evicted from their mother's uteruses every day. Under my plan, they will be able to afford to stay in the uterus indefinitely -- or at least until they're back on their feet again."
McCain's several-point plan also outlines tax breaks for children who provide up to 17 twinkles in their parents' eyes per fiscal year as well as for children who are housing-dependent imaginary friends.
"My friends, Senator Obama says this plan is ludicrous but I ask you, my friends: Are unborn children ludicrous?" he asked. "Senator Obama, the baby-murdering, imaginary-friend-hating, tax-and-spend Muslim thinks so."
