A Free-Ass. photographer captures the exact moment McCain thought of this brilliant idea.Posted: Just after it was conceived
ATLANTA -- Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain, on shaky ground with many pro-life voters in the Republican base, is trying to woo them with a new proposal offering generous tax breaks to unborn children.
"My friends, life begins at conception and so do tax breaks," McCain said at a campaign stop in Decatur, Ga. "Children are being evicted from their mother's uteruses every day. Under my plan, they will be able to afford to stay in the uterus indefinitely -- or at least until they're back on their feet again."
McCain's several-point plan also outlines tax breaks for children who provide up to 17 twinkles in their parents' eyes per fiscal year as well as for children who are housing dependent imaginary friends.
"My friends, Senator Obama says this plan is ludicrous but I ask you, my friends: Are unborn children ludicrous?" he asked. "Senator Obama, the baby-murdering, imaginary-friend-hating, tax-and-spend Muslim thinks so."
