FREE-ASS. EXTRA!!!Posted: Against the driver's side windows in the car wash scene in "Cool Hand Luke"
WHEELING, W.V. -- In a "Come to Jesus" moment for Sen. Hillary Clinton last week, she unintentionally encountered her first Obama supporter in person. The realization of why Obama had been winning so handily over the past few months hit her like a brick ... house. Because of the boobs' suppleness and largesse, Clinton initially didn't even notice Obama's name on the woman's T-shirt:
"OBAMA 08"
It was the thing that her campaign had been missing since the beginning: huge, ginormous boobs.
In an effort to improve upon the Obama Mama's impressive publicity display, Clinton introduced her own army of top-heavy supporters in West Virginia to help put Clinton's name to mammary for gawking male -- and some female -- Democratic voters there.
The Clinton campaign hired 22,000 women with a double D-cup or similarly billboard-like bra size to campaign for her in -- not coincidentally -- the Mountain State, wearing:
As a result, Clinton racked up a 41-point victory and 57 percent of the male vote.
