Posted: By someone else.
Free-Ass., PRESS -- The Free-Ass. Editorial Bored would like to clarify ongoing rumors that it itself started several weeks ago about an ongoing situation going on right now at FAP (ongoing). Our avid readers will notice that there have been a number of days lately where we have chosen not to post our award-wanting news articles to our site. Currently, Chris is sitting in for Dave who is on assignment. Dave, however, was actually sitting in for Chris who is on assignment when he went on assignment. Amid all this confusion, no one has taken the reins. As soon as we are able to determine who is or is not on assignment, we will resume posting new stories. Until such time, please browse our obnoxiously long list of keywords and enjoy some of the more than 375 past articles posted before Chris and Dave took their assignments. To avoid this problem of sitting in while people are on assignment, we will implement assigned seating when we return. I call no bitch.





